Gracie, what did you do...?

The problem with this pit bull is that she decides to get into trouble when we leave the house....She also hates the question "What did you do?" Upon returning home Gracie meets us at the door & we ask her, "what did you do?" After hearing the question she will run into the bathroom or under the table...we know she did something.... In this picture she is showcasing the carpet where she chewed the bottle of wood stain. (Carpet cleaners arrive today between 11-12pm) So far while we were gone she has eaten:1. entire gingerbread house 2.loose food on counter 3.nail polish bottles 4.toothbrush 5.pictures 6.toothpaste 7.box of matches 8. our tv controller. Now explain this to me, when I tell both my parents I borrowed a cage from my sister to put the dog in when we leave the house they BOTH say, "no, no, no, she doesn't need a cage we just have to make sure we pick everything up before we leave."

"Why do my parents think that they are the ones that need to change and not the dog?!?!